Saturday, December 21, 2013

"Hi! I'm..."

The Rula Lenska VO5 commercials were actually brilliant.
Think about it.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

5 Reasons Why Loving Music Is Better Than Dating | Thought Catalog

5 Reasons Why Loving Music Is Better Than Dating | Thought Catalog:
"It's okay to let your taste in music define youMy music collection is me and I am my music collection. In it, I am always safe. And if and when someone does want  to get to know me they need look no further than my music collection. It’s where I keep my heart."

'via Blog this'

Wednesday, December 11, 2013


(Oh kumm-on...WHAT were you thinking?!!!)

Friday, November 29, 2013

Friday, November 8, 2013

Guitarists Really Are Hot, Studies Confirm

Guitarists Really Are Hot, Studies Confirm'via Blog this' (This video is a wet dream)
(See my icon and cover photo)

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Them Changes

Beware of Ancient Myths, O ye Priests and Sybils,

One Wandering Jew in a dirty robe and a halo can change all 


Beware of Catechisms, O ye wearers of funny hats,

One monk with a hammer, some nails, and some theses can 

     change all that

Beware of Scientific Laws, O ye wearers of powdered wigs,

One frizzy-haired geek on a Swiss train can change all that

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Be regular

Be regular and orderly in your everyday life, like a bourgeois, so you can be violent and original in your work.
— Gustave Flaubert

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Magical WIFI tour

Forget that castle; I just discovered tour busses with WIFI...
See y'all soon };)!

Friday, August 16, 2013

My Loyal Mistress

Ironically that slut Rock-n-Roll is my most loyal mistress.

Her MADGE-esty


(Yes-Elvis-Madonna Day)

Submitted for your consideration...

How is it that masturbation isn't considered "sex", yet constant, "obsessive" masturbation (or an orgy with someone I love) is called "sexual addiction"?

Saturday, August 10, 2013


I can't
Read it
Fuck it
Eat it, or
Fuck it.
Therefore it is unimportant.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Tuesday, July 23, 2013


What if you've asked a question that Google (search) can't answer?

The Hallelujah Chorus is Satanic!!!

The Hallelujah Chorus is Satanic!!!

"We'll play on to the beat of the drum..." -Ashley Hutchings/Steeleye Span. DO note the citation of His Most Reverend LITTLE RICHARD, who--in fact--recorded "Keep A Knockin'" (yes...THAT drum intro originally by Earl Palmer) in New Orleans Oct.17-18 1955. This also proves that ELP and Yes truly are geniuses.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

God made Love.
Then he realized his silly mistake and made Guitars.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

What women REALLY want

"If you live in Rock-N-Roll as I do, you see the reality of sex, of male lust and women being aroused by male lust. It attracts women, it doesn't repel them."  -Camille Paglia

Baby I'm A (Micro-) Star

The Rise of the Micro-Celebrity

I was this way 30 years ago when I branded myself 'Vallin'. Just 

after I read Quentin Crisp's 'Doing It With Style', and 4 years 

before I read 'Atlas Shrugged'. I was reading the entire 'Diary Of 

Anais Nin' in that interregnum.

Friday, June 14, 2013

(1) Led Zeppelin - Kennedy Center Honors (12-26-12) - Led Zeppelin - FetLife

(1) Led Zeppelin - Kennedy Center Honors (12-26-12) - Led Zeppelin - FetLife

Piscean Era begins with Roman Republic

The Piscean Era ACTUALLY began with the Roman Republic, which was never effectively dissolved by the  Empereors. That Republic ultimately politically adopted what we now call Catholic Christianity, in effect forming the largest plebian-based world culture in history. 

This is why we are actually IN the Age Of Aquarius.

Friday, May 17, 2013

The proper definition of the word "sex"

 The proper definition of the word sex, within a sane, Truth-based society, would be: A unique, usually pleasurable physical experience caused by the stimulation of the sexual organs. There would be absolutely no mention of "attraction between people", or of "intercourse", which is normally the second level societal definition which is attached to this word. Sex has absolutely nothing to do with people being attracted to each other, or with people having intercourse with each other. Sex is The achievement of physical pleasure and emotional excitement, via the stimulation of the sexual organ(s). 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Evolutionary Psychology – 2012. 10(4): 688-702
Original Article
Performance of Music Elevates Pain Threshold and Positive Affect: 
Implications for the Evolutionary Function of Music 

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

"DEE-SI-YI-YI-YAR (aw-right...)!"

"You are what your deepest desire is.

As is your desire, so is your intention.

As is you intention, so is your will.

As is your will, so is your deed.

As is your deed, so is your destiny."

-The Upanishads

Friday, March 22, 2013

A Thoroughbred Racing Chaser

As a singer-performer I'm never "nervous", but more like a racehorse stamping at the gate and chomping on the bit. "C'MON...Let's go space truckin'!" (Deep Purple) 
BTW...any suggestions for a Gail Wynand to my Howard Roark, a Brian Epstien to my Paul McCartney, a Peter Grant to my Led Zeppelin, a Col. Tom Parker to my ELVIS?

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Quintile and Biquintile Quirks | AstroFixAstroFix

Quintile and Biquintile Quirks | AstroFixAstroFix
Culminating (CLIMAXING!) Uranus 0dVIR Xth, Neptune-ASC-Venus (natch')-Mercury 11-15dSCO (Mercury is my natal chart dispositor), Saturn 25dCAP 3rd. Truly MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL...and you LOVE me for it. (Moon singleton 16dTAU VIIth)

Friday, March 15, 2013

Van Halen "So This is Love"

This is the first video I saw after I came home from college May 


And this sexy struttin' (watch Diamond Dave...and the girls in 

the audience) is the basis of my Vallin MAXIMUM SEX-AND-


Saturday, February 23, 2013

My Ancestral Night Train

MY asymmetrical Paleo-Savanna Moroccan-and-Rollin'-Stone ancestors were the first to master and carry fire. They could strategize night raids, rapes, and pillages, catching those lazy symmetrical diurnal tribes by surprise.
"And any other laden fancy; WE WILL TAKE HER BY SURPRISE!" (Lake/Sinfield) 

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Chasers gotta Chase! Why men love Transsexuals - InfoBarrel

Chasers gotta Chase! Why men love Transsexuals - InfoBarrel:
'via Blog this

My Sweet-Meesh's (Michelle Spicer) best article so far. Thanks for sticking up for us Admirers ['SNIF']. We progress ad parnassus Chaser>Admirer>Trans-friend/lover>Trans (and by extension LGBT)-ally. Sometimes we unlock our own latent bi-genderqueer identities along the way.

"Fetishes/Taboos" were originally magical power tools reserved for only the highest-ranking MOJO-rising tribal/cultural members. In some American Indian tribes, the transgenders--AND THEIR CHOSEN LOVERS--were granted high status and respect.

I've chased my Meesh across the entire Continent and 4 time zones <3 i="">

Monday, February 11, 2013

Dionysian growth

"...Nietzsche understood...that growth in knowledge--or in anything--cannot proceed without the Dionysian."
-Nassim Taleb ('Antifragile')

Suckers and nonsuckers

"Suckers try to win arguments,
 nonsuckers try to win." -Nassim Taleb ('Antifragile')

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Sex Comes...forth

"Sex is one of those impulses that comes forth from within that cannot be denied. You can squelch it and contour it and regulate it, but it's an impulse that continues to come forth, sometimes more than others, but it continues to come forth."
--- Abraham
Excerpted from the workshop in Syracuse, NY on Thursday, October 17th, 1996 # 711

Monday, January 28, 2013

Power and Danger

That which is powerful is dangerous.
That which is dangerous is powerful.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

The Story of, Dick, In The Community

The Story of, Dick, In The Community
This is SO cruel. And SO accurate. And SO hilarious! 
The sick irony here is that none of the PUA gurus I've read or contacted in the last two years (there is the hint for anyone who knows me well) has ANY clue why I initially got into all this };). 

Saturday, January 19, 2013

 I guess the "nice girls" I "dated" (whatever the 

hell that means)--in my dim and chequered past--

figured my "nice guy"phase was just that. They 

were right!

Friday, January 18, 2013

Does it Matter What Our Ancestors Would Do? - Pagan UnderWorld

Does it Matter What Our Ancestors Would Do? - Pagan UnderWorld

Then we get to the evolutionary psychological "intentions" of our Savanna-Brain Paleolitic genetic "ancestors" who had not a clue about fMRI imaging.

A Dangerous Meme

This is a dangerous idea:
The very people who have historically done the most to preserve any given culture from generation to generation are the people who have reproduced the least. For a cognitive species, the meme, and not the gene, is the basis of cultural transference.

Video: Conversation: Poet Laureate Natasha Trethewey | Watch PBS NewsHour Online | PBS Video

Video: Conversation: Poet Laureate Natasha Trethewey | Watch PBS NewsHour Online | PBS Video:

'via Blog this'

Miscegenation by Natasha Trethewey : The Poetry Foundation

Miscegenation by Natasha Trethewey : The Poetry Foundation
for the day he was left at the orphanage, his race unknown in Mississippi.

"In 1965 my parents broke two laws of Mississippi;

they went to Ohio to marry, returned to Mississippi.

They crossed the river into Cincinnati, a city whose name
begins with a sound like sin, the sound of wrong—mis in Mississippi.

A year later they moved to Canada, followed a route the same
as slaves, the train slicing the white glaze of winter, leaving Mississippi.

Faulkner’s Joe Christmas was born in winter, like Jesus, given his name
My father was reading War and Peace when he gave me my name.
I was born near Easter, 1966, in Mississippi.

When I turned 33 my father said, It’s your Jesus year—you’re the same
age he was when he died. It was spring, the hills green in Mississippi.

I know more than Joe Christmas did. Natasha is a Russian name—
though I’m not; it means Christmas child, even in Mississippi."

'via Blog this'

US Poet Laureate Natasha Trethewey who is also my neighbor in Decatur, GA.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Most people

No-one is "most people" unless your parents named you Most People.