Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Magical WIFI tour

Forget that castle; I just discovered tour busses with WIFI...
See y'all soon };)!

Friday, August 16, 2013

My Loyal Mistress

Ironically that slut Rock-n-Roll is my most loyal mistress.

Her MADGE-esty


(Yes-Elvis-Madonna Day)

Submitted for your consideration...

How is it that masturbation isn't considered "sex", yet constant, "obsessive" masturbation (or an orgy with someone I love) is called "sexual addiction"?

Saturday, August 10, 2013


I can't
Read it
Fuck it
Eat it, or
Fuck it.
Therefore it is unimportant.