Thursday, November 28, 2019

One For The Statistician

More people have seen my massive, throbbing, hot chocolate penis than have heard me sing "Pirates/Song For All Seasons" or who know my given deadname. I find this ironically appropriate in that
💥MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL💥 way.

Friday, November 22, 2019

GOAL! GOAL! GO-O-O-AL!

My goal is to be permanently expatriated before I have to fill out the 2020 Census.
Please help me.

Friday, November 8, 2019

Best Thing About Autodidacticism

The best thing about autodidacticism is that whenever the student is in fact ready, the teacher is right on the scene, no waiting!

Friday, October 4, 2019

"'Til-ya Got Down On A Muffin" -Aerosmith

https://thoughtcatalog.com/shaun-galanos/2017/10/what-women-wished-you-knew-about-oral-sex/
Muffin-munchin' is to MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL!® what The Gift Of The Magi is to Christmas.

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Vagina Museum: London

Vagina Museum: London

Opening November 16, Scorpio season of course.
And let me point out that I LOVE the words "vagina" and "vulva"; such pretty words.

https://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/culture/amp28695017/worlds-first-vagina-museum-london-open/?__twitter_impression=true

Now London is TRULY my cultural homeland!

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Music to Watch Girls By - Andy Williams



https://youtu.be/E7iXpTJk15s

"Music To Watch Girls By": Andy Williams version

Classic booty montage.

I literally grew up with this song jangling in my ears, but I had no idea what it was

until I read Andy Williams' autobiography when I was 50.

Monday, July 29, 2019

I Didn't Know You Cared!

I Didn't Know You Cared!

@CambridgeAnalytics, Google, Facebook, et.al. datamining farms wherever you are:

Thank You for all the lovely mixed couples aimed directly at my IP address and my voracious Skorpion libido.

In order to expedite and facilitate the implicit expected currency exchange, let me point out that I am not buying a house, entertaining house guests, or attending any movies of interest to the general public.The general types of items I will be buying are time rentals at Shepperton and Abbey Road Studios (therefore London hotels and rentals), Basslab guitars, Neumann/Sennheiser mics, movie-star trailers, limos/luxury vans, tour busses, and jets.

Saturday, June 1, 2019

Friday, May 3, 2019

Even The Windsors Are Doin' It!



https://aeon.co/essays/the-future-is-mixed-race-and…
The Future Is Mixed Race
Cum-on snowbunny coeds; let's swirl and mix us up a hot mess-a' Princesses, Presidents, Poet Laureates, and Award-winning Actors!

Friday, April 12, 2019

Rachel Flowers - Tarkus (complete) - solo piano






I saw this during my practice, so of course I jammed along. Afterward--;)--I felt like we should be sharing a Galois and a long line of finest Columbian. I was also delighted at her "Anaheim" stretch in Aquatarkus.

Friday, March 22, 2019

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

I'm Reclaiming The Name, I'm Reclaiming The Fame...YO

The “Miscegenation” Troll | JSTOR Daily - https://daily.jstor.org/the-miscegenation-troll/
I'm reclaiming the name and reclaiming the fame...YO!