Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

More sex more sales

Playa-z, Ho-z, PUA's, NLP-ers, Polyamorists, Pervs, and opera impressari need to read (required):

'The Ethical Slut' by Dossie Easton and Catharine A. Liszt--The most sex-positive read since Tristan Taormino ('Opening Out'--required)

'Lead, Sell, or Get Out of the Way' by Ron Karr--we're all sellin' it, and this is a fresh perspective on the oldest professions.

Also recommended: http://www.Everything2.com

More sex and music is better sex and music

10-11p Tues. Mar. 24 2009

I'm in Outwrite Bookstore (you non-Hot'lannans can Google it) listening to Sarah Brightman 'Live In Vienna'; talking to the store manager about Sarah, Greg Lake, singing opera, and Anglophilia; and finally finding 'The Ethical Slut' by Dossie Easton and Catharine A. Liszt [LISZT!!!].

Your-anus is definitely doing my 5th house.

I am SO a bi/boy/paratrexual SLUT.

Attendant to this-------------------------------------------------------------------->

Sell sex


I offer it with a smile as a free benefit.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Sex in America

"In America sex is an obsession, elsewhere it is a fact."
-Marlene Dietrich

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

gene pool--so last millenium

Who needs the gene pool anymore when we have the infinitely more interesting intellectual pool?

Chaos in my soul

"You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Friday, March 6, 2009

Big In Europe

I am SO Psyched--PSYCHED!--to be moving to London/Oxford, UK and touring Europe!
This is Ava, my Asian flautista/pianista avatar. Yes, she's named after Fran-kee Si-na-tee's famous Muse

Doktor Luv!

Doktor LUV got the cure you're thinkin' uh-huv!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009


'piratessfas' (that's me) has 168,000 listings on GOOGLE. About 37 pages. I SO ROCK! YAAAAY ME!

Friday, February 27, 2009


'How To Lie With Statistics' by Darrell Huff, the 1954 classic, is highly recommended. It gave me the scientific proof that my MASSIVE black penismeat is a WHOPPING 160% larger than the average man meat.

I love to give head (to both sexes), and I love woman-on-top/snake or anal bottom.

I also have flat, tight abs and tight, muscular butt and thighs from working out and running.

Friday, February 20, 2009

A#1--Top-pa 'Da List

As of 12:50pm GOTH V-D (Fri 13-Sat14) 2009, 'songforallseasons' [sic keyword search] was A#1--Top-pa 'Da List on GOOGLESEARCH/Feeling Lucky. Oh, what a lucky man I am ("oooooooo-eeeeeeeeeee--de-loo-de-deedle-y-deedle-y--WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!")!

As Google is bigger than New York, New York (according to Jeff Jarvis and John Lennon), would anyone care to write a big musical called "Google://Google" with a heavy finale number?