The sound of one hand slapping. Of COURSE Immanuel Kant hated masturbation. He died a virgin (because masturbation IS sex; the best kind. "...with someone I love" -Woody Allen). "Kant was the most E-E-E-vil man een HEES-tory!" -Ayn Rand. Notice that masturbation gets better after 1925 when Ayn Rand came to America and began to get published. Also Anais Nin.