Vesti la Giubba, Baby!

https://amp-theguardian-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/amp.theguardian.com/music/2009/oct/29/frank-sinatra-saloon-song
Dear gawdz, I really am a saloon opera singer 💔🎶

Particularly the 💥GLAMROCKER 💥

https://www-rollingstone-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/little-richard-tribute-rob-sheffield-996849/amp/

Things I Don't Understand (Finale)

Music by Renaissance

One For The Statistician

More people have seen my massive, throbbing, hot chocolate penis than have heard me sing "Pirates/Song For All Seasons" or who know my given deadname. I find this ironically appropriate in that
💥MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL💥 way.

GOAL! GOAL! GO-O-O-AL!

My goal is to be permanently expatriated before I have to fill out the 2020 Census.

Please help me.

Best Thing About Autodidacticism

The best thing about autodidacticism is that whenever the student is in fact ready, the teacher is right on the scene, no waiting!

"'Til-ya Got Down On A Muffin" -Aerosmith

https://thoughtcatalog.com/shaun-galanos/2017/10/what-women-wished-you-knew-about-oral-sex/
Muffin-munchin' is to MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL!® what The Gift Of The Magi is to Christmas.