Magical WIFI tour

Forget that castle; I just discovered tour busses with WIFI...
See y'all soon };)!

My Loyal Mistress

Ironically that slut Rock-n-Roll is my most loyal mistress.

Her MADGE-esty

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADONNA!!!

(Yes-Elvis-Madonna Day)

Submitted for your consideration...

How is it that masturbation isn't considered "sex", yet constant, "obsessive" masturbation (or an orgy with someone I love) is called "sexual addiction"?

Priorities

I can't
Read it
Fuck it
Eat it, or
Fuck it.
Therefore it is unimportant.

Goodreads | What You Want Is in the Limo: On the Road with Led Zeppelin, Alice Cooper, and the Who in 1973, the Year the Sixties Died and the Modern Rock Star Was Born by Michael Walker - Reviews, Discussion, Bookclubs, Lists

Goodreads | What You Want Is in the Limo: On the Road with Led Zeppelin, Alice Cooper, and the Who in 1973, the Year the Sixties Died and the Modern Rock Star Was Born by Michael Walker - Reviews, Discussion, Bookclubs, Lists:

"Bands are power." -'Sweet-Sweet-Connie' Hamza
MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL!

'via Blog this'

"Got to el-ee-vate from the norm" (Rush)

ABOVE AVERAGE is the best answer to "on average".