Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Particularly the 💥GLAMROCKER 💥

https://www-rollingstone-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/little-richard-tribute-rob-sheffield-996849/amp/

Thursday, November 28, 2019

One For The Statistician

More people have seen my massive, throbbing, hot chocolate penis than have heard me sing "Pirates/Song For All Seasons" or who know my given deadname. I find this ironically appropriate in that
💥MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL💥 way.

Friday, November 22, 2019

GOAL! GOAL! GO-O-O-AL!

My goal is to be permanently expatriated before I have to fill out the 2020 Census.
Please help me.

Friday, November 8, 2019

Best Thing About Autodidacticism

The best thing about autodidacticism is that whenever the student is in fact ready, the teacher is right on the scene, no waiting!

Friday, October 4, 2019

"'Til-ya Got Down On A Muffin" -Aerosmith

https://thoughtcatalog.com/shaun-galanos/2017/10/what-women-wished-you-knew-about-oral-sex/
Muffin-munchin' is to MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL!® what The Gift Of The Magi is to Christmas.

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Vagina Museum: London

Vagina Museum: London

Opening November 16, Scorpio season of course.
And let me point out that I LOVE the words "vagina" and "vulva"; such pretty words.

https://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/culture/amp28695017/worlds-first-vagina-museum-london-open/?__twitter_impression=true

Now London is TRULY my cultural homeland!