Chaos in my soul

"You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Big In Europe

I am SO Psyched--PSYCHED!--to be moving to London/Oxford, UK and touring Europe!

This is Ava, my Asian flautista/pianista avatar. Yes, she's named after Fran-kee Si-na-tee's famous Muse

Doktor Luv!

Doktor LUV got the cure you're thinkin' uh-huv!

'piratessfas'=168,000

'piratessfas' (that's me) has 168,000 listings on GOOGLE. About 37 pages. I SO ROCK! YAAAAY ME!

BIGGA-BIGGA-HUNKA-WHOLE-LOTTA-LUV

'How To Lie With Statistics' by Darrell Huff, the 1954 classic, is highly recommended. It gave me the scientific proof that my MASSIVE black penismeat is a WHOPPING 160% larger than the average man meat.

I love to give head (to both sexes), and I love woman-on-top/snake or anal bottom.

I also have flat, tight abs and tight, muscular butt and thighs from working out and running.

A#1--Top-pa 'Da List

As of 12:50pm GOTH V-D (Fri 13-Sat14) 2009, 'songforallseasons' [sic keyword search] was A#1--Top-pa 'Da List on GOOGLESEARCH/Feeling Lucky. Oh, what a lucky man I am ("oooooooo-eeeeeeeeeee--de-loo-de-deedle-y-deedle-y--WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!")!

As Google is bigger than New York, New York (according to Jeff Jarvis and John Lennon), would anyone care to write a big musical called "Google://Google" with a heavy finale number?